so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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