i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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