don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Randomize
