is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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