Reggie can tackle my bush.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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