This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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