I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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