I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Who died my cat blue again?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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