you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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I can't trust your balls anymore.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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