12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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