foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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