How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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