problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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