if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
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I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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