i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Let's paint friendship bongs
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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