Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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