Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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