I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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