But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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