Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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