**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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