16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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