SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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