ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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