idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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