absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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