Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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