I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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