can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
