Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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