She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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