i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I had to cum in my sink.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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