Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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