Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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