in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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