Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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