When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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