I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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