Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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