you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
