Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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