I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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