Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
