what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.