Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(602): View more from Arizona

Duck Duck Cougar?

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(219): View more from Indiana

I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD

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(630): View more from Illinois

Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.

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(817): View more from Texas

Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello

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(360): View more from Washington

High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.

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(847): View more from Illinois

This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless

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(206): View more from Washington

He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.

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