No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
These 31 Gross People Really Put The ‘Trash’ In ‘Trashed’
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men