Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.