just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?