Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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