you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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