why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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