Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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