if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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