You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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