I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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