You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
