I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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