No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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