no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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