i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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