I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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