When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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