How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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